Les Nessman Memorial Workspace

These are the rules:

NO PARKING
NO SMOKING
NO LOITERING
NO LITTERING
NO CURSING
NO KIDDING
NO HITTING
NO SPITTING
NO WHINING
NO PETS
NO CHILDREN
NO FOOD
NO BOOZE
NO NUKES
NO SHIRT
NO SHOES
NO ENTRY

AND FINALLY, BEFORE LEAVING
DOUSE YOUR CAMPFIRE AND STIR THE ASHES
Thank you
The Geezer in Charge